OK, stole this from my cousin. Not entirely sure why it’s called Dirty 30 since there is nothing ~whatsoever~ dirty about any of these questions. I wanted to read some juiciness but I guess I’m outta luck…. Hope you like it despite the lack of dirrrrtiness!
1. In two words, explain what ended your last relationship?
Someone else
2. When was the last time you shaved your legs?
Yesterday. And I’ll shave them tomorrow, damn it, now leave me alone! Go here to read more about me complaining about this topic.
3. What were you doing this morning at 8am?
Getting ready for work and getting Pumpkin dressed for school
4. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
WORKING! I swear! Don’t tell my boss. Sssshhh.
5. Are you any good at math?
Only with a calculator. And even then it’s questionable.
6. Your prom night?
Which one? We had Junior Prom, Senior Ball. They were pretty cool. We all piled into a limo and got wasted.
7. Do you have any famous relatives?
Not that I’m aware of… maybe I should do some more research on Ancestry.com….
8. Have you ever taken out a loan to pay for school?
No unless you count credit cards. Nasty. Evil. Things.
9. Do you know the words to your MySpace song?
I just put it up there recently so no, I don’t know the words to the song yet. Frankly I don’t need to know the words either, it’s just a nice song to listen to.
10. Last thing you received in the mail?
JUNK, a 1,000 catalogs, and a bill or two.
11. How many different beverages have you drank today?
Water & Tea, lots of water and lots of tea. I’m still dieting, cause I swear, as GOD is my witness, I will lose all the baby weight I gained from the two children (we affectionately call ~ the gremlins).
12. I don’t know what happened to #12 so I’ll make one up in it’s place… Do you think there’s a hell? And will you be going there in a handbasket?
Honestly I think we are living in hell right now & when we die we will go to heaven. But I don’t really know for sure cause I don’t have a direct connection to the creator. If there is a hell, as in fiery pit with torture and shit, then I would rather not go. Unfortunately, I will probably be going there in a handbasket.
13. Who did you lose your concert virginity to?
Van Halen with David Lee Roth!! The opening act was Cinderella!!!! I really didn’t like Van Halen all that much. I was actually there to see Cinderella. I went with this creepy guy who was my mom’s best friend’s son and his cousin, who, truth be known I had a crush on. And as usually happens the person that you don’t like wants to be all over you.
14. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
Maybe when I was 7yrs old
15. What’s the most painful dental procedure you’ve had?
Haven’t really had many painful procedures at the dentist. Child birth was an entirely different thing.
16. What is out your back door?
Our really big deck and an old, old, old oak tree plus views of the valley that are unparalleled!
18. Do you like the ocean?
YESSSSSS! I love to be at the ocean, hear the ocean, swim in the ocean (unless it’s at night, then you won’t catch me anywhere near the water), smell the ocean, watch the ocean.
19. Have you ever received one of those big tins of 3 different kinds of popcorn for Christmas?
Yup. Love the caramel, hate the cheese.
20. Have you ever been to a planetarium?
Yessireeee. We had one at the college I attended and I took an astronomy class. Fell asleep almost every dang time! But for those few classes that I did manage to stay awake for I enjoyed very much.
22. Something you are excited about?
Christmas
23. What is your favorite flavor of JELLO?
Cherry, if I have to eat it, it must be cherry favor.
24. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
No. But my Grandfather on my mother’s side is still alive.
25. Describe your keychain?
It is a key ring with one key and a chain attached with a boot, a heart, a glove, a hat, a handbag, and the symbol for Breast Cancer Awareness. I got it from Coach last year for myself for my birthday. Plus they donated 10% of the sale price to cancer research! I keep all the others keys on a plain key ring.
26. Where do you keep your change?
In my wallet.
27. When was the last time you spoke in front of a large group?
Maybe about 4 years ago.
28. What kind of winter coat do you have?
I have a black leather coat that I wear a lot.
29. What do you think of the person you copied this from?
She is smart and funny!
30. Do you sleep with the door to your room open or closed?
When I was a child my mother always made us sleep with the door open. That way if something was wrong she could hear us. Now I sleep with the door closed. More privacy